Christmass is for revenge

So I did not want it, I refused to buy it and yet Dragonage Inquisition still made it's way into my home. I was betrayed by my wife and kids. Last night I attempted to read as they started to play for the first time but I soon gave up on reading and started to plot my revenge. Yes christmass is coming and what a grand time time for revenge. I have decided to hide away the real gifts for a an extra day and give them bogus trash that I find online. As I browsed the net looking for horribad gifts I was amazed at just how bad some things truly are such as the gloves that are made for wiping ones ass, "I shit you not, they exist!" I even found booger pickers. 

So now I am really thinking I found this junk imagine what a whole army of people can accomplish. so fire away and post those terrible gifts